Just because...

Just because i dont call you everynight before i sleep or even after i wake in the morning, it doesn't mean i don't remember you or i don't miss you.
Or Just because i dont complain about every single thing, that doesnt mean i'm contented or i dont have any complains.
Everything isn't just what you see.

effing friends i call them

effin' friends I call them. you help them; you lie to your parents for them. you tell all your secrets to them. you stay with them when they need you. you know they would flunk in the exams and that’s why you do their assignments for them even if that costs you your sleep and you are going to miss your class next morning. you take their cigar packs with you to save their butt even if you know that its your butt now on the line.

in short, you save them from *hit loads.

and how do they repay you?

by screwing up your life in one second flat.

let me google it for you ^.^

Being involved with internet more than a normal person would be(according to others), i get lot of requests to find websites, songs, info and all........and above all i get these requests at odd times.
all i do is google it. and i tell them i don't do any magic and they can google it themselves. To my annoyance they don't.
now i have a solution. though its a bit rude, it works!!
here it goes.

a typical msn chat logs
(me gets online after long time)

friend: hey howdies? whats da websit address of collg of highr educatn?
me: not sure. search in google.
friend: i hav. bt cudn't find it.
me: ok. wait.
me: ok here http://tinyurl.com/ccljxm

me sign off.