Saturday, January 26, 2008

Bye Bye...*sniff, sniff*

Ello 'vry one.

Im mooody and homesick already. Don't feel like updating this bloggie either. I dunno how i would be living away from my family for three years. how im going make on time for classes without my mom or sis calling me in every five mins. how im gonna survive without my moms roshi and mashuni. how im going to spend my day without my nephew buggin me with his ponders. and without my lil bro's smart answers. or with out dad giving me haircuts. for whole long threee years. how. im almost in tears now. so im stopping here.

This is might be the last time i can visit this bloggie in a month or so.
and for these days i dunno when or how i would be able to get internet.
All these things happening because there is this lil change in my life.

Im moving myself to Male' for three long years. yeah three looooooong years i say.
How i would be able to update my bloggie or visit any of blog buddies that remains a mystery i should solve.
Hav fun guyz i won't be bugging you or writing snide comments in your bloggies.*sniff, sniff*

Sunday, January 20, 2008

O.O

This isn't an option for me!
*punch me on the nose*
*a double punch on your nose*

got it!
doesn't mean any sense???!
hmmm!!
well, let it go.
feel better!

hey buddy, hold yourself. world isn't over yet.
but revenge would do it??
0.0

Friday, January 18, 2008

mighty key

there is this small problem with the keyboard im using right now.
of all keys one key refuses to work.
and you know what that key must to be used in order to sign in to my msn and yahoo.
so if u are in good mood then try and find the key that is disobeying my mighty order.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

beware: dont get ur hopes up, i wont giv u a prize for this (what do ya think??)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

firefox....

Most people would hav guessed by now (save stupidity of some people) i love the my template......and i won't change because the IE have a problem with that.

I have tried to play with html and css codes in the template but since i dunno much about them i ended up in no luck.
So only solution i can give to my visitors is to use Mozilla Firefox to browse(Oooh does anyone bother to install Firefox to view my bloggie).

Anyway the Mozilla Firefox is the best browser I knew.

I'm not a Computer expert or anything. I'm sharing just some thing i know and thats because that it allows you to view my blog as it is.

So you need to install the Firefox.
Simple and easy

Download the setup file from here and then save it in the desktop/any folder you wish.
Then double click the setup file and then follow the instruction from the wizard.
You will be guided through out the installation.
Simple isn't it?

But sometimes its not as it seems. Oh yes. Without the Administrator rights if you try to install you will get a error message of some thing like this.Hold it. No need to curse me yet.
Actually you have been prevented from writing in to C: / or what ever drive the program files are written in usually. All you have to do is change the drive / or what ever drive.... to some folder that u can write files into, so that it Firefox can write necessary files and complete the installation. Under limited account you have been given your personalized desktop, my documents and so... I usually use desktop.
To do that.
First click OK in the above error message and click browse from right.

Then click Desktop and then Make new folder and rename it to "Mozilla Firefox".
And click Ok and then press Next.
Bingo!
You have installed Firefox in a limited account i.e without admin rights.
Then you can hide the folder in the desktop. And put a shortcut in the start menue too.
And if visit a website like www.haveeru.com.mv the plugin finder service from the firefox allows you to install latest adobe Flash player too. So now you can watch Youtube videos.

Now visit http://www.modespage-online.blogspot.com/ , now you would see the blog without it being congested.

If this doesn't work for you let me know.
PS: This trick works for WinRAR, VLC player and some other programs too.

Monday, January 14, 2008

toughest question women ask men?

Here are answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask men.

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.

For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are
d - How much prettier she is than you
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?"

The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?"

The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about
your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid exchange:

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the
husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife
after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let
her wear my old clothes?
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down
the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I
suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's
left-handed..."

PS: i really don't wanna copy from anywhere but time is on shortage for me...so feel free to express your rage at me as comments...

taken from here

Friday, January 11, 2008

blabbers

been trying to make an inventory.
the place is been without one for ten years.
and so far three different person had worked here, tried to make one and to my utter-most surprise... failed!

but when started to doing the real work
the earlier wonder has vanished!
because its far too easy to start the work
but it requires an extraordinary amount of will power to finish one.
that i think i'm missing like the previous guys who worked here.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

sms jaaadhoooo

do you think a nearly failed relationship on its deathbed
can be rekindled by a simple mere sms?
believe or not it did and created havoc between three persons i know!
oh boy!

Monday, January 7, 2008

say sorry

there are many people i want to say sorry
but its damn too difficult to utter these words
'I'm sorry'

but does the word 'sorry' actually mean anything
yeah maybe - a lot to most people
but it does its magic for first time for one mistake
not millions times for a same old mistake one has done millions times.....

pic taken from here

Friday, January 4, 2008

=\

i have been stripped of my internet rights!
and thats why i was unable to update my bloggie.
lets see how things things go around here
and if im lucky enough i would get internet connection back.